Ho-ho! It's off to work we go!
Hello kiddies and soon to be deceased pests.
Who am I?
You can call me Gallows.
The woman behind me you can call Graves.
What do we do?
I kill people. She buries them... Usually.
I'll be blunt with you, I got one purpose here and it ain't to serve that bald fuck in a suit. He stopped visiting a while ago, give my man some props for all he's done. Graves would say otherwise if she could talk still, heh. Should see her mouth, so pretty.
Ya'll wondering what's up yet? What our agenda is? Kinda simple really. Gonna see how high the body count can get before I'm the one hanging from the tree. Don't ask how many have fallen yet, the game has just begun. You can tally that score up yourself when we really get started.
Ya'll wanna play with me? Don't matter, I'm coming for ya either way. Gonna see if you taste any different from the folk I pluck off the street. Softies, hoping you guys have some kind of crunch.
See ya soon. ;)