Why is it titled that? Cause we were blown up. Kinda not really but sort of survived an explosive house. Eheheheheh!!! We've done lotsa things while we were gone, little sheep. That house was one of the first things, ya know. It tried to kill us in EVERY FUCKING ROOM! I liked it. Shame the place went up in smoke. That gets its own post soon! ;)
It was because of that place I've gotten into some toe tapping jams. Graves ain't too keen on me blasting away some tunes but fuck her like I always do. I DO WHAT I WANT. Got blown up and it gave me a craaaaving for some bbq. Nice and crispy. Took out a family and harvested them up. Ever had fried baby? Did ya know ya can use their little skulls as a baseball? It's true and fun! The more ya know, eheheh!!
I just go my way,
I don't worry!
Worrying don't agree,
Things that bother you,
Never bother me!
Some bitch called the cops on me. By bitch I mean LeCroix and by cops I mean a swat team and by a swat team I mean a dead swat team. Mista Creevey paid her a visit and I laughed and laughed until he said hi to us. Then I sliced and diced and Graves teleported to another city. Twas fun while it lasted, eheheh. Haven't seen him again since. Close encounter though with mista freaky. Came back to where we've been bunking for the last few months. I've met a fine little lass who ain't got a clue of who I am but I know her all too well. We're having lotsa fun. Maybe I'll propose. HA!! Gotta take out the trash before I can do that though. ;)
Josie showed up a bit ago too. Did I forget to mention that? Couple of weeks after Mista Creevey. Little bitch grew up a bit, I was gonna stab her on sight but then thought no no no, this is too rich. That's an easy death. I think I wanna explore her fears. Nothin like having a meat shield when Mista Creevey comes walking over. Her screaming and crying will help me think and be a nice little bonus!
Don't ya worry, ya impatient fucks. I'm gonna give it to you all real good. All this stuff I mentioned is getting its own little individual posts. I promise. I'm just a bit short on time now, ya see. I got me a fine date. I sharpened my scythe just for it too! I wonder if she can handle this big boy, eheheheh!!! I miss talking to yous guys about murder. Gonna have to start that up again. :D